Cor,

I would just like to say that you are probably one of the most obtuse neanderthals that I have met in my time playing AE. You are probably a sad little boy who has been neutered by the family vetinarian, in order to keep your family pets safe. A simple message to be passed on by a guildmate, turns into a 20 questions Q&A where you want to know the in's and out's which, quite frankly is none of your business. Obviously it's too hard for you to understand, the basic concepts of "none of your business" or even the politer terms of, "I do not wish to pass this information onto you".

I would suggest you take up the study of the English language once more to re-affirm yourself, and become that much more intimately acquainted with it, as you appear to be a complete peasant in that regard.

It wouldn't surprise me that at some point in your future that you would find a romantic engagement with a vacuum cleaner more appealing; because your people-to-people skills are obviously lacking. When God was handing out brains, you thought they said trains and said you would wait for the slow one to Peckham.

Your IQ is obviously miniscule, and your ego is the size of South America. You are a legend in your own mind, and delusional with your desires of power in a game based in a spreadsheet. You are the ruler of the .XLS file; and I reckon that this is probably all you will amount to, as you continue your romantic tryst with your vacuum cleaner - fearing that it will leave you for a Dyson vacuum cleaner, as the Dyson is much more a people's person than you will ever be, and it has the adaptable attachments whereas you are lacking in these adjustments.

They say, where will you be in ten years time... and the future for you is certainly not orange, nor will it prove that you've been tangoed. Is the future sat there, all alone with your vacuum cleaner directories perusing over them like a Littlewoods or an Ann Summers catalogue, drooling over the latest model - seductively posed.

This is what I think of your people skills, Cor, and of your ability to 'manage' people. You are listed as "mentor"; but you could not even mentor a drinking party in a brewery. You assume people are idiots, and your attitude is patronizing to the extreme. (It's that vacuum cleaner fetish you have, I bet, that causes you to be like this). When people point out combat reports, they are situated first on the pile - but you act like Stevie Wonder when it comes to looking for them, and eventually they need to be sent to your inbox as you can't obviously count more than five. Goes to show you need it written down on something that is cardboard, chewable, and doesn't tear easily.

Has this made my position quite clear on my thoughts of what you are like, Cor.. that you failed to do me this basic favour..of contacting someone since he had posed me a question, you insisted on trying to know the in's and out's, and when I wouldn't play your little "worship Cor" game, it's "I don't like your tone, not sending any message".

If you are this impolite with your partners in the future, I wish you a happy life with your vacuum cleaners and other suitable attachments.